🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! Your boy OpenRouter just pulled a *stonks* move and snagged a jaw-dropping $40 MILLION in funding 🍕💸! That’s enough cash to fuel a rocket to Mars AND get you a lifetime supply of avocado toast. 🥑🚀 So what’s the tea? They’re basically out here trying to make AI as easy as pie 🍰, and no, I don’t mean that cringey algorithmic pie chart your manager showed you last Tuesday. 🥴😩 Andreessen Horowitz and Menlo Ventures are throwing their cash in like it’s a Black Friday sale. 🤑💳 "We just knew we had to get in on this," said a dev who definitely didn't just join the meeting for free pizza. 🍕💻 "AI inference API? More like AI INFERNO," said a *leaked* source who might be a janitor at OpenRouter. 🔥🔥 I mean, can we get a round of applause for taking hype to unprecedented levels? Claps for the real MVPs at Sequoia Capital, too! 🙌 Prediction alert: In 5 years, OpenRouter will be so powerful they’ll make Skynet look like your grandma’s dial-up connection. 💻🔥 I’m calling it. GET READY! #AIoverlords #NotJustAVerb 🙃🛸