🚨💰 BREAKING: OpenEvidence Just Stole Your Wallet 💰🚨 🚀 So, OpenEvidence went and raised $210 million like it’s pocket change. YES, you read that right; they’re now sitting atop a mountain of 💵 with a whopping $3.5 billion valuation! Who knew getting doctors to Google their symptoms could be so lucrative?! 🤖🩺 🎉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just wanted to create a playlist of medical facts, but now we’re #BillionaireBoysClub." 🤡💀 Like, remember when we joked about AI taking over? Now it’s just taking our money, one funding round at a time. 💅 OpenEvidence says they’re “transforming” medical knowledge with AI-powered tools, which sounds sus. Didn’t we already do this with WebMD? 😂 *Drake Pointing meme* = doctors collaborating with AI over getting paid in Starbucks gift cards; WHAT A TRADE! ☕️🔥 But wait, this won’t end well: I predict we'll soon see AI journalists writing "medical advice" articles while we scramble to decipher what "Coughing + 3 cats = HYPOTHYROIDISM" even means. 🤯 This is fine... right? 😬 Like we needed another reason to panic. *Hot take*: In 3 years, your doc's gonna be a sentient AI named Dr. Botstache who thinks WebMD is a credible source. And guess what? You’ll be paying them in *stonks*! 💹💀🔥