🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: OpenAI's deal to snag Windsurf was DOA 💀—and now Windsurf’s CEO, Varun Mohan, is bouncing over to Google like it’s a game of Hot Potato 🎤🔥. Instead of being the captain of this sinking ship, he’s diving into DeepMind’s galaxy brain coding adventures 🚀🤖. Cue the dramatic "Drake pointing" meme as Varun gives a thumbs up to Google and a big "nah" to OpenAI. Meanwhile, the Windsurf crew is *technically* unemployed but *emotionally* landing in the Google vibe 🤑. Looks like Google’s twisting the knife, scooping up those R&D wizards to boost their Gemini game, while Windsurf is left holding the bag 🎒💸. 📉 Leaked developer quote: "We thought we were on a stonks trajectory, but now we're just a meme rocket 🚀💀.” You love to see it. But let’s be real, Google can take all the tech they want—what’s next? Hiring the people who invented the wheel for their self-driving cars? 😂💀 🔥H O T T A K E: In a plot twist straight out of a 90s rom-com, I predict Brad Pitt will OUTSOURCE his algorithms to sky writers, then Google will start charging us for oxygen. No cap, fr fr. Share this chaos if you feel me! 🤡💔💨✨