💸💥BREAKING: OpenAI about to go full "Stonks" mode on us with a 500 BILLION dollar secondary sale! That's right, fam, they’re lettin’ their shareholders cash out while y’all sit there like "this is fine." 🐶🔥 Imagine this convo: **Shareholder #1**: “I’m about to make a bag! 💰” **Shareholder #2**: “But don’t we get nothing from this? 🤔” **Shareholder #1**: “Nah, just vibes and a 500B valuation! 📈” So, basically, OpenAI is like that one friend who keeps all the pizza for themselves while letting you take the crust. 🍕😤 Like, what’s they gonna do with all that cash? Buy a spaceship? 🚀 Or just fund more AI memes that haunt our nightmares? And don’t even get me started on how this just screams “huge tech company panic mode.” They’re throwing money around like it’s Monopoly dollars! 💀💵 Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll have AI-generated memes as our overlords, and OpenAI’s gonna be selling us subscription plans for basic dialogue. 🤖🔥 Coping yet? Like, share, or risk the wrath of the galaxy brain overlords! 🤯👾✨