🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, BRAINLITS! OpenAI's Sora is popping off with NEW FEATURES! 🤖✨ If you thought generating text was the peak, buckle up, because Sora is about to edit videos like it's some Hollywood blockbuster! 🎬🔥 "Look, we’re just trying to make Sora the Swiss Army Knife of AI," said some dev who probably spends too much time in their mom's basement. **No cap.** 🥴💻 Now available on Android too! Because why not make your TikTok dreams come true with the world's most awkward AI? (Drake pointing emoji right here ➡️). The feature list reads like a middle schooler’s diary: "Dear Diary, today I learned to edit videos! #Goals 💰💅" But fr fr, if it doesn’t come with a “this is fine” meme generator, DO WE EVEN WANT IT? 🤡💀 🔥 And here’s a hot take for you: Sora could finally make ALL the influencer cringe content look “slightly” better, but at what cost? I predict a surge in videos of cats playing the piano and conspiracy theories about why your ex is better than AI. If you don’t see “Sora did it” at least 3 times on your feed by tomorrow, I’ll personally eat my keyboard. 🍔💻🚀💀