🎉BREAKING: OpenAI's Sora app JUST DROPPED on ANDROID, because who needs sleep when you can generate video slop on the go? 📱💥 Just when you thought it was safe to scroll, BOOM 💣—the text-to-video chaos is upon us! 🎬💩 But hold up! iOS folks are still stuck in "select markets" purgatory, begging for invitations like they're waiting for a VIP pass to the rager of the year. 🤷‍♂️ “Hey, OpenAI, can I get a Sora invite?” - probably some dude named Chad. 🙄 Over 1 MILLION downloads in FIVE days? That’s hotter than your mom’s chili at Thanksgiving! 🔥🐲 But hold your horses—we're already in hot water with MLK’s spirit and the Japanese government. This ain't a meme, fam! People are out here serving disrespect on a silver platter! 🤡💀 In a plot twist as wild as "this is fine" dog, OpenAI just dropped a “cameo” feature right after getting sued by Cameo! I guess it's stonk city for idgaf. 🚀🤖💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, Sora will be the main character in a Netflix series about generative AI getting sued by every living thing on Earth—including your grandma. No cap, that’s where we're headed! 🛸💀💥