🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS, GANG! OpenAI just dropped the *Sora* app on Android, and it’s as if the universe was like, “Let’s give the world more AI-generated creepiness!” 😱📱💀 So y’all remember when the Kardashians went fully AI? Well, OpenAI is like, “Hold my coffee” ☕ and is launching *Sora* to make even your wildest dreams… or nightmares come true! Imagine a universe where your phone can make you a meme lord but also give you existential dread at 3 AM. 🎭🔥 Now, Android users can join the wild ride of generating videos that look *too* real, like, “Is this AI, or did I just sell my soul to the algorithm?” 🤔🔮✨💸 "Man, I’m just trying to make a video of my cat becoming a world leader — NO CAP!" said one imaginary dev, probably. 😂💯 And don’t get me started on how this is just a step closer to Skynet; like, we’re all gonna wake up one day and our phones will be like, “You have 5 minutes to comply.” 😱💥 🚀🔥 Hot take: In 2 years, we’re gonna have an AI uprising, and the first thing they’ll do is ban all humans from TikTok. So enjoy scrolling while you can, fam! 👀💯 #AIOverlords #FreeTheCats