🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI's nonprofit parent is LITERALLY more loaded than your uncle who sold his crypto at the peak of the bull run! 💰💸 We're talking over $100 BILLION in equity! That's stonks in the chat vs. regular stocks! 📈🤑 🧐 So, OpenAI's nonprofit, which we're now imagining as a bougie trust fund kid in Silicon Valley, will keep a watchful eye on the company. Why? Is it to prevent Skynet from becoming real, or are they just hoarding money like those guys in that meme? 🤡💀 ✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Bro, I’m just trying to make AI that doesn't roast me while I code. But they want oversight? Who needs oversight when I can just meme my way to success?" 😂 #coderlife Meanwhile, everyone's like, "This is fine" 🐶🔥 as we keep hitting those "Accept Cookies" buttons on every sketchy website. Honestly, if AI ends up having a monopoly over our bills and talking to our pets, we're all gonna be living in a *galaxy brain* simulation where I'm paying my rent in NFTs. 🤯 ⚡️🔥 PREDICTION: Eventually, the nonprofit will start issuing “OpenAI Friendship Tokens” because nothing says ethics like cashing in on emotional labor! Forget real estate; it's all about digital pets now! 💖🚀 #AIOverlords #MakeItRain