🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨🔥 OpenAI just hit us with the hottest plot twist since Karen tried to cancel her WiFi for bad service! Former Instacart queen 👑, Fidji "I-Can-See-The-Future" Simo, waltzed in and dropped a memo so hyper-optimistic it could fuel an entire fleet of Teslas! 🚗💨 Like, bro, chill, we’re not trying to fuel world domination here, just trying to find where we left our snacks! 🍕😂 In classic tech bro fashion, she said AI is basically here to put the world on its back and do all our chores. "We’ll be like Tony Stark," she says, "but instead of a suit, we’ll be wearing sweatpants and debating algorithms at 2 AM." 🤖💻 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, if this AI thing doesn’t work out, at least I’ll have a killer Tinder bio. 'Talk to me about hyper-optimistic memos and life-changing existential dread!'" 😅 But let's keep it real, fam. Is she on that stonks level, or just serving hot takes with a side of cringe? 😤💰 **Hot take:** In a year, AI will be writing our breakup texts, and let’s just say… they’ll be “very efficient” 😂💔.