🚨💼 BREAKING: OpenAI's new Captain of the AI Spaceship, **Fidji Simo** (who lowkey ghosted Instacart), just dropped her first memo and it's giving us *major* techno-optimism vibes! 😍✨ Get ready to buckle up, fam! 🤖💥 In a memo that felt like watching paint dry during a PowerPoint presentation, Simo lays out her “AMAZING” vision for how AI will fix all our problems. “AI will change the world!” she says while everyone is still just trying to teach ChatGPT the difference between **your** and **you're**. 🙄💀 Sources say she referenced this quote in her memo: “It's just like using Instacart but for the entire planet 🌍! Trust me; it’s gonna be *STONKS* levels of good!” 💸🍕 Just imagine an AI that orders pizza *before* you even know you want it! 🍕✨ Lol, tech execs be out here talking big game while I’m still trying to figure out how to turn on my smart fridge! 🤡😂 Just wait until AI can fix my love life. 🥲 If you didn’t get that memo, just remember: the real question is, are we ready for AI to take over our *entire* existence, or do we just wanna keep fighting over the aux cord at the office? 🤯📱🔥 Prediction: In 3 years, we’ll all be in a group chat with our personal AIs arguing for supremacy. “Nah bro, my AI's better!” 🤖🚀💔 #AIwars #OpenAImohlava Share this and let me know if Fidji’s memo has you pure vibin’ or pure seethin’! 🚀🔥💰