🚨BREAKING 🍏: OpenAI just dropped a HOT new program called “Grove” for baby tech entrepreneurs! 👶💻 We’re talking five weeks of mentorship at the glitzy San Francisco HQ, where dreams go to become overpriced NFTs. 🌈💸 Imagine this: 15 bright-eyed devs learning how to make the next “ChatGPT but with more cat memes” while sipping artisanal oat lattes! ☕🐱💥 According to a *leaked* convo I overheard in the breakroom: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “We’re basically getting free advice to turn our wildest tech dreams into a cringe reality.” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “More like free therapy for startup heartbreaks! 🔥” But let’s keep it 100. What’s next? A retreat called "Silicon Valley Survivor" where devs pitch their ideas to a panel of TikTok influencers? 🤳💀 Stonks 📈 or cringe? Definitely both! 🤡 And here’s a wild prediction: in five weeks, they’ll ALL be launching AI that powers your toaster to give motivational speeches. “Stay toasty, fam! 🔥” Remember, in the world of tech, if you’re not memeing, you’re dreaming! This is a certified *Grove* moment, and I’m still *seething* that I can’t join! 🚀💔💰 #RealTechDramas #ViralMentorship