🚨🥵 OPENAI SECURITY LEVEL: STONKS or NAH? 🥵🚨 👀 So you mean to tell me these AI wizards are now pulling a full-on CIA op to hide their precious model weights? 🕵️‍♂️💻 I can hear the top-tier developers whispering, "Fingerprints? Pffft, I had my 8-step security plan that involves 1) block the door 2) hit the gym for upper body strength to carry the model weights to safety." 💀💰 BREAKING: OpenAI just hired the entire cast of *The Expendables* as security because "what even is privacy, right?" 😭🔒 This is literally like that meme of Drake pointing: "Fingerprint scans? YAAAS. 💅 But also... why do I feel like I'm in a sci-fi horror movie?" 😱 Some insider (definitely not imaginary): “Low-key we’re just vibing here, but now my fingers are like prized assets—this is basically a secret VIP club for coders.” 💅🤖 And let's be real: If you think this isn’t just a theatrical subplot in the AI saga, you're coping hard, my dude. 🤡🔥 Get ready for the next episode where they start requiring retinal scans JUST to change the font on ChatGPT. 💥🔥 UNHOLY PREDICTION: By 2025, OpenAI will announce their "Patented 'Hacker-Proof' Biometric Chip Embedded In Your Brain" feature. Can’t wait to see the TikTok dance challenges where you throw your hands up to get access! 😈💃 #MemeTheFuture