🔥🎉 🚀 *BREAKING: OpenAI's CFO Drops $1B Bombshell! 💰💸* Y'all remember when OpenAI was just a nerd in the corner of the tech party? Well, THEY JUST PULLED A STONKS MOVE and hit a whopping $1B in revenue last month!! 💥💤 Who needs sleep when you're printing money, right? 💸💸 OpenAI's CFO, Sarah Friar, was in the house, saying 🔥 "the biggest thing we face is being constantly under compute." Uh, no cap, sounds like you need to hire a few more servers—'cause what’s a tech company without a little chaos? 🤖💻 Like, fam, how are you gonna flex $1B bucks but act like you’re still using dial-up? This is fine. 😂💀 Weren't we just roasting companies for running on fumes? *Cue the Drake pointing meme.* Leaked Quote from OpenAI Devs 🥴: "At this point, we just have servers stacked on servers like a Jenga tower. Sooner or later, all this AI gonna collapse like my hopes of seeing a slay queen comeback." 🤡😂 So here’s the hot take: In 2024, OpenAI is just gonna start selling *Compute Credits™* like they're Starbucks gift cards. Yup, we're living in a dystopian cash grab, and the machines will rule us all! 💯🔥 Share this chaos and let's watch tech burn! 🔥😈