🚨🚨BREAKING: OpenAI’s Corporate Drama: Nonprofit or Corporate Overlords? 🤖💰💀 Hold up, fam! So OpenAI just assembled their Avengers of Ethics 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ to deliberate if the fate of AI should remain in the hands of a benevolent nonprofit or slide into the clutches of capitalistic chaos. 🤯💸 I can practically hear Mark Zuckerberg whispering “Maybe we could call it Meta-Nonprofit” right now. The advisory board was like, “Nah, fam. AI is too consequential (read: too spicy) to let big corporations run wild.” 💀🔥 📢 **Fake Developer Quote Alert**: “Honestly, if we let a corporation take over, we might as well hand the keys to Skynet. 🤖💀 This is fine...” – *Random Dev with existential dread* Now, I’m no fortune teller, but if they decide to keep it nonprofit, it’ll basically be like watching “The Good Place” vs. a dystopian epic. The stakes are high, folks! Stonks are either going 💹 or crashing like your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call. 📉😱 But here’s my hot take: If OpenAI doesn’t roll out a SUPERPOWERED nonprofit soon, I predict we’ll end up with the first AI that sends unsolicited emo lyrics to your DM. No cap. 🚀💔 So in conclusion: Either keep it nonprofit or we’re suuuuper screwed. 🔥🔥💯