💰💥 OPENAI’S GOT MORE $$$ THAN MY PARENTS’ EXPECTATIONS 💥💰 BREAKING: OpenAI is pullin' a fast one and flexin' their pockets, ya’ll! 🤖🔥 Sources say they’re plotting a secondary share sale for all the homies (current & former employees) 💼, and they’re talking VALUATION of *drum roll please* $500 BILLION 🤯🥳. That’s an increase from $300 billion in March — *yuuuuuge gains, fam!* 📈💀 *Leaked quote from an OpenAI developer*: “Honestly, we just wanted to pay our devs in *‘Stonks’ memes* 🤑, but it turns out they prefer cash or stock options, so here we are!” 🤡 Meanwhile, all the tech bros are out here like: "OpenAI to the moon! 🌙🚀” while others are still floundering in the “this is fine” dog meme 😩🔥. Elon’s probably already sizing up his new yacht with this info, and let’s be real—he’s *definitely* showing up in the office with a diamond-encrusted laptop 💎💻. 🔥H O T T A K E🔥: If OpenAI hits this valuation, I predict it’ll spark a bidding war between tech giants over employee *#fartcoins* 💨💸. So what’s next? OpenAI’s new side hustle: selling NFTs of their *code*? 🤯💀🤖 Share this chaos to spread the meme magic! 📱✨