💥🔥 **Breaking News: OpenAI Teams Up with Oracle to Drop 4.5 Gigawatts of Power Like It’s Hot!** 🔥💥 Forget TikTok dances—OpenAI just partnered with Oracle to crank out enough energy to power a small galaxy (or at least your WiFi during a cat video binge). 🤖😱 Yup, you heard that right: *4.5 gigawatts*!!! That's like 4.5 million *flux capacitors*—but nobody’s time traveling yet, fam. 🚀🕰️ Rumor has it they’re throwing these data centers in the wild plains of Texas, or maybe Wisconsin, so just picture cowboys AND AI battling it out over who has bigger stonks📈🤠. “Hell yeah, we’re building the future of AI, but also building more construction jobs than actual tech jobs… so that’s a *cope*, right?” said a *totally* real OpenAI developer, probably. 😂🥴 Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Oracle is probably just excited they finally delivered their GB200 racks—cue the awards show music! 🎉💰 But fr fr, anyone else think this is the *Stargate Project*? 🤔🌌? 👀 **HOT TAKE ALERT**: In 5 years, we’ll all have to pay rent in data credits for living in AI-optimized “smart homes” powered by these mega data centers, and if you ain’t got stonks, you’ll be making toast on your *Giga-GPU* under a bridge! 🏠💀 *This is fine.* 😂🔥🤡 **Share if you want to join the Galactic Data Wars!**