🚨🔔 BREAKING: OpenAI Goes Full Mom Mode, Tells Investors NOT to Get Roped into “Unauthorized Opportunities!” 🔥💀 So, apparently OpenAI has put on its big-boy pants and dropped a major warning about those sneaky little SPVs (Special Purpose Vehicles, for those who think letters are just decorative) that are trying to *creep* into their equity! 🚫🤖💸 In the latest episode of “This Is Fine”🔥 where investors are just vibing, OpenAI’s like, “Hey, fam! No cap, stop trying to ride our coattails on unknown opportunities!” Are we in a meme or is this real life? 🤔💅 Rumor has it, a “totally not made up” 😜 OpenAI developer said during a Zoom call: “If I see one more shady SPV trying to slip into our DMs, I'm gonna lose it!” 😱🗣️ Meanwhile, investors are looking like the Drake meme, pointing to the “authorized” side with tears in their eyes. 😭🤌 So, what's their master plan? Keep it safe and cozy while they build robots that’ll eventually take over the world (classic). 🚀👾 🔥**Hot Take:** In 2025, we’ll be paying our mortgages in OpenAI stocks via TikTok dances. Wait for it! 💃🕺 #Stonks #MemeTheSystem ✨🚀💰