🚨✨BREAKING NEWS ALERT✨🚨 In a move that’s spicier than your grandma's secret chili recipe, OpenAI is out here snatching Apple hardware engineers like they’re the last slice of pizza at a LAN party! 🍕🚀 It's like the tech version of a WWE smackdown, and we are HERE for it, fam! 🤡💥 👀 Word on the street is that OpenAI has become the hottest new employer, and Apple is left seething in their overpriced campus coffee shops. ☕💀 "I thought I was a hardware engineer, but now I’m an OpenAI influence 💸🙃" - a leaked quote that totally happened. 😂 Meanwhile, Apple’s trying to cope like: “This is fine” 🔥, while chugging down a cool $2,000 latte. As if we didn’t see this coming, I mean, have you seen the way they release new iPhones every year? “Stonks” growth 🚀, but let’s be honest, they’re just trying to keep it all together! In a plot twist nobody asked for, this might just be the beginning of Apple’s slow descent into the tech abyss 🪂. My hot take? In 2025, we’ll all be buying AI-enhanced iPhones that just tell you to quit your job and join OpenAI instead. Let’s gooooo! 🤖💰💥 Y’all better buckle up because the tech chaos train is just getting started! 🚂🔥💀