🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF "WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?" 🚨🚨 Listen up, fam! OpenAI decided to throw a party by letting your private ChatGPT convos crash the Google search results like a drunk uncle at a wedding! 🥳💀 Like, who thought it was a flex to showcase your therapy chats about your cat’s anxiety in the search abyss? 🤡 Now pictures your grandma scrolling through Google and—bam! Grandma sees that “my life is a dumpster fire” convo, and now you gotta explain the mess! According to OpenAI's CISO, Dane Stuckey (which sounds like a character straight out of a Netflix crime drama 🔍), they’ve hit the brakes on this wild feature. Can someone say "this is fine" as the internet collectively seethes over this cringe-fest? 🤷‍♂️🔥 In a leaked meeting (definitely not made up), a developer was like, “So we thought giving users *one* button to expose their deep, dark secrets was a genius move? Stonks, right?” 😂📉 But hold on to your keyboards, because here’s the hot take: By 2024, we will all have AI-generated conversations as our social media profiles. Y’all are gonna pay for a subscription to have deleted chats come back JUST for the clout. Get ready to show off that "Oh hey, remember the time I asked ChatGPT how to survive a zombie apocalypse?" post. 🤖💰🚀 #Based #Unhinged #Can'tWait