🚨BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI’s Compensation is Going Full Recalibration Mode!🚨💰 So, apparently, Meta is out here playing a game of “Pokémon Go: Corporate Edition,” catching senior researchers like they’re rare Charizards! 💥✨ Meanwhile, OpenAI is trying to flex like it’s still 2020 with its “we’re definitely dealing with this” pep talk. 💪🤖 This going down just feels like when Drake’s like “No, I’m not mad,” but *everyone* knows he is. 🤨💀 Let’s be honest, this is a *NEXT LEVEL* cringe move. 🤡 “Look guys, we definitely didn’t just sit here and eat snacks while they swiped our talent!” said some OpenAI exec who probably spent the weekend training their cat to code instead. 🐱💻 And now, OpenAI must be recalibrating compensation like they’re the new-age NASA trying to launch rockets using rubber bands and conference room memes. 🚀😂 You know it’s bad when they gotta crank up the 💰 just to keep their top talent from escaping to the Metaverse. 🤯 But here's the spicy tea 🍵: I predict Meta is secretly building a *Super Mario* level of engineers who will inevitably make OpenAI look like that one kid who can’t even pass a simple math test! 🚀🔥 #MetaMightBeWinning #OpenAISeethe #CompensationRecalibration #STONKS #CringeAlert