🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS 👾🚨: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 like it’s hot, and guess what? GPT-4o is still *kicking it* on life support. 🩺💀 You guys, it’s like watching your grandma accidentally unmute during the Zoom call: *so awkward, yet so captivating!* 💻✨ For real, GPT-5 is rolling out slower than a snail in a slime competition 🐌💨—but we’re here for the chaos! 🤡 “Yo, we doubled GPT-5 access, but like… can we keep GPT-4o for nostalgia? It’s vibing!” - some imaginary dev who is just trying to keep their job 🤖💬 And now, they’re claiming it’s *more transparent*—like, are they gonna open the kimono or just paint a Windows Update screen over the old one? 🎨🖥️ No cap, if I wanted more control over my tools, I’d just download a new dating app. 🔥💔 📉💰 This is the tech equivalent of drinking expired almond milk and hoping it still tastes like vanilla—seriously, what could go wrong? 🌌💭 Here’s the hot take: mark my words—GPT-5 will have a holographic version of itself by next week, and it’ll be roasting you harder than your mom at Thanksgiving. 🍗🔥 SHARE THIS if you can’t wait for the robot apocalypse! 💥🚀