🚨 SO OPEN, YET SO CLOSED! 🚨 💀💼 Gather 'round, fam! 🔔 OpenAI just released *another* batch of models, and they claim they’re “open-weights.” But lemme hit you with the real tea! ☕️ This is like saying your door is open while you’re still locking it with 17 different keys. 🗝️🚪 You thought they were *open source*? Nah fam, that’s just the illusion of privacy, like Drake pointing to y’all like “This is fine” while it burns down around him! 😂🔥 💬 “Bro, we promise it’s ‘open’... just like my fridge when I say I’m on a diet,” a developer lamented through the corporate fog of memes. Let’s break it down: 📊 These “open-weights” models are like saying your out-of-date VHS is a classic film. Stonks? 🥴 More like stinks. Honestly, if you’re waiting for true open-source freedom, you might as well be waiting for a unicorn to deliver your morning coffee. ☕️🦄 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, OpenAI’s new marketing plan will involve pop-up coffins at tech conferences where attendees can “experience” the *grave* reality of “open” AI! 🚀👻 Keep coping and seething, fam! 💀💥 Share this chaos & let’s expose the gatekeeping of the AI realm! 🚀💰