🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨: OpenAI & Microsoft are out here flexing their new voice models like they’re about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023! 🎤💥 Introducing **gpt-realtime**—the AI whisperer that’ll have your grandma thinking she’s chatting with Idris Elba! 💁‍♂️🎶 This bad boy not only spits fire 🔥 but can also switch accents faster than you can say "cognitive dissonance"!!! Not gonna lie, I’m just waiting for it to start reciting Shakespeare right in the middle of a TikTok dance 🤡🕺 Some developer reportedly said, “We wanted to make AI sound realer than my life goals,” which is a mood, honestly. 💀💔 Just wait until we hear it yelling “STONKS!” every time you ask it about your crypto investments! 📈💰 Meanwhile, the *thoughts & prayers* community is triggered with their rotting ChatGPT that still sounds like it's spitting out lines from a 2010 meme. This is about to turn the voice space from "This is fine" into “We’re living in a simulation!” 🚀🌌 So, what’s next? I predict that by 2024, we’ll have AIs taking over *real* podcasts, and honestly? *Based* or *cringe*—who even cares? Just prepare for your future AI overlord spitting out conspiracy theories while smoothing your freshly delivered avocado toast! 🥑💥🔥 Share if you want gpt-realtime to narrate your life! 😂