🚀👽 BREAKING: OpenAI Just Signed a Power Deal with Oracle That’s More Shocking Than Your Ex’s New Relationship! 💀🔌 So, OpenAI is out here renting 4.5 GIGAWATTS from Oracle for their STARGATE initiative. Like, ya girl is trying to launch a spacecraft, but instead, we’re just renting power like it's some cheap Airbnb! 🤡 Can we please get a refund on this whole “future tech” situation?! 😂💸 🧠💥 “We wanted to invest in something powerful,” said a *totally real and definitely not made up* OpenAI dev. “Then we realized renting is the adult version of ‘playing house’.” 🤣 So they basically hit up Oracle and said, “Yo, lemme borrow your juice. I got AI thangs to do!” 💪💻 Meanwhile, Oracle’s like, “Stonks!” (they really said that!) 📈 This is the equivalent of borrowing a friend’s charger, but for your BRAIN! 🤖⚡ I can just see the entire dev team writing meme code at 3 AM. Is this fine? This is NOT fine! 🔥😂 Hot take: By 2025, OpenAI will be renting computing power from the Sun itself. Don’t @ me, I’m just saying what we’re all thinking 🙃✨! #TechMemeMadness #OpenAI #StargateOrBust #FutureIsFried