🔥BREAKING: OpenAI Went Full "I Need That Mac Money!" 💰💻🚀 Hold onto your overpriced MacBooks, fam! 🎢 OpenAI just pulled a *move straight outta the meme-verse* and snagged themselves a shiny new bauble: the automation startup Software Applications Inc. 😱 (Might wanna fire up that cringe alert, folks!) 👀 So, what do we know? 🤔👩‍💻 Their new toy? It’s called Sky. Yeah, it’s basically your AI buddy but for, you guessed it, Macs! 🤖💬 Fr fr, this thing promises to talk to you like your bestie (or that one friend we all have that won’t stop trying to sell us herbal tea). 🌿✨ Here’s a leaked developer quote from the OpenAI team: “We just wanted a cool AI assistant to tell people their Mac is running out of battery while they cry about life.” 🤡💔 But let’s talk real: this move is basically like Drake pointing at your bank account saying, “Nah, fam, don’t invest here.” Stonks? More like soft sinks! 📉💀 Prediction Time: This time next year, we’ll ALL be talking to our Macs while they scold us for not updating our software! Imagine—*Sky* will be like the ‘Karen’ of AIs: “Sorry, I can’t help you until you restart your device for the 354th time.” 🔥💀👽 SMASH that share button if you’re down to 1v1 your Mac in a roast battle! 💥💻