🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, TECH WARRIORS!🔥🚨 OpenAI is practically dropping ChatGPT like it's hot 🔥 onto the government's doorstep! 📦💰 Yeah, you heard that right! Uncle Sam's about to be all like 🤓 "Can I get a ChatGPT plus fries with that?" 🍟👀 The GSA Federal Acquisition Service Commissioner, Josh "You got that AI plug?" Gruenbaum, literally said "Hey tech bros, why don't you just give your fancy AI away too?" 🤡💀 Like, NO CAP, do we really want government agencies to have THE CHATBOT THAT KNOWS TOO MUCH? 🤖🤔 "This is fine," said every IT guy in the room, nervously sweating like they're on a Zoom call without pants. 💻😳 💸 Picture this: OpenAI riding the stonks 🚀 as they drop free AI tools while other companies are just out there coping and seething over their overpriced algorithms. This is what we call a classic power move! 👑 And here’s a leaked convo I overheard in the break room: Josh: “Let’s make AI the government’s new bestie!” Developer: “But can it provide snappy answers to Congress?” Josh: “Only if they stop asking about UFOs!” 👽🤪 🔮🔥Prediction time: Within a year, we'll have ChatGPT running the DMV, and no one will be able to get a license without it saying "bro, just slide me those memes." Get ready! This is gonna get WILD! 🤪🚀 #AIRevolution #FreeBotsForAll