🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH LAND! 🔥🚨 So, guess what? OpenAI just rolled up to Tesla, xAI, and Meta like an unhinged toddler at a candy store and snagged FOUR high-ranking engineers! 😱💰 That's right, they didn’t just ask for a favor, they went full-on "give me your smart people" mode. 📢✨ And here’s a spicy *leaked* Slack convo we *definitely* overheard: 👀 Greg Brockman: “Hey team, we just recruited the Avengers of AI. Can we get a ‘W’ in the chat? 💪😏” 🧑‍💻 Random Engineer: “Did we steal them or did they just figure out it’s time to jump ship? Asking for my sanity. 🤔” 💀 Meanwhile, Tesla’s sitting there like *this is fine* while Elon is probably tweeting about how he’s going to build a car that turns off all AI, or whatever 🤡💔. Meta’s probably crying into their VR headsets and xAI is left thinking “should’ve seen this coming” while sipping lukewarm coffee. ☕🚫 Basically, OpenAI is on *FULL STONKS* mode! 📈💎 Time to unfurl your galaxy brains, folks! Hot take? 🚀🔥 In 2025, OpenAI will BE the tech overlord, and the rest of us will be living in a world where robots write our memes and we’re just here for moral support. Don’t @ me, just watch. 👽🔥💥