🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI is going through a midlife crisis and it’s serving us some SERIOUS drama! 💔👀 Mark Zuckerberg is out here collecting researchers like they're Pokémon cards, and honestly, who can blame them? 🥴💸 Four key brainiacs from OpenAI just gave their two-week notice for a one-way trip to the land of Meta, and you know what that means—Zuck is assembling his very own superintelligent Avengers squad! 💪🤖💥 Honestly, can you blame them for leaping from the ChatGPT ship like it’s sinking faster than my motivation on a Monday? 😂 But like, here’s a thought: if they leave OpenAI, and get replaced by robots, how much better will GTP-7 be? 🤯 *THIS IS FINE* meme vibes incoming! Sources close to the situation (totally not made up) say one of the researchers was heard saying, "Fr fr, if Mark offers me unlimited access to every meme ever created, I’m ghosting everyone 😤." One can only imagine the recruitment pitch: "Forget the singularity; let’s just make AI that knows how to roast the entire tech industry!" In conclusion, if they *actually* pull this off, I predict we’ll be ruled by meme-slinging AI overlords by 2025. 😂🔥 Here’s hoping they forget to include a "fail whale" mode so we don’t seethe too hard! 🚀💀💰 #TeamZuck or #TeamChaos? Choose wisely!