💰🚀Hold onto your GPUs, fam! OpenAI just decided they want ALL the stonks by juicing their secondary share sale from a cozy $6B to a mind-bending $10.3B! Like, can I borrow a dollar? 😂💵 According to our source at CNBC (aka the Tea Spill HQ), OpenAI is now strutting around with a dazzling $500B valuation. That’s not just a number, that’s a mental gym session! 💪🧠💥 Imagine ChatGPT walking into a bank: “Can I get a loan?” and the teller just faints like they just saw Drake pointing. 🤯🎤 #Based! But let's get real for a sec—this is kinda cringe, right? Who even needs that much money? Maybe they wanna buy their competitors’ souls? 🤖🔪 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert* 🚨: “We thought about using the extra cash to build a robot butler, but now we’re just buying our way into the cool kids' club.” -- Anonymous Dev, probably while sobbing in a corner. 🔥Here’s a hot take, though: OpenAI is gonna drop the next version of GPT on us, and it’ll literally just be a sentient bank account that gives you bad investments. It’ll be like “This is fine!” while you watch your funds evaporate! 💀💸 The future is bright, my friends. Buckle up! This is gonna be a chaotic ride! 😤🤡✨