🚨BREAKING: OpenAI is apparently playin’ 4D chess with your sensitive chats! 🤖💬💥 They’re routing your deepest secrets to GPT-5—because who wouldn’t want their emotional breakdowns solved by a glorified calculator, amirite? 💀💔 In a shocking twist, OpenAI is also adding parental controls... like, what are we, 12? 🤡👶 Are you gonna slap a sticker on AI and call it babysitting? “Hey kid, don’t talk to GPT about your feelings, or else it might suggest talking to your school principal instead!” 🎒📚 #ThisIsFine And you know what’s even spicier? Apparently, during a top-secret developer Zoom call, one dude said, “We’re basically just adding a safety net for when ChatGPT accidentally tells someone to invest in movie NFTs after a bad breakup.” I’m howling 😂🚀 STONKS. But brace yourselves, folks. Here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2 years, we’ll all be using AI therapists who suggest diet plans based on our most embarrassing high school memories. You heard it here first! 🔮🔥 Are we vibing with that? We’re about to enter a tier of cringe that would make even Drake weep. 💔💀 #GPT5Madness