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OpenAI just flexed $8.3B ๐Ÿ’ฐ while raking in $13B like it's an NFT drop! ๐Ÿš€ No cap, that's a glow up! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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OpenAI just flexed $8.3B ๐Ÿ’ฐ while raking in $13B like it's an NFT drop! ๐Ÿš€ No cap, that's a glow up! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ

August 01, 2025
12 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ ALERT: OpenAI just pulled a โ€œhey, letโ€™s take a bigger bite from the funding pie ๐Ÿฐโ€ and raised a whopping $8.3 billion! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ Weโ€™re talking 'letโ€™s fund the next generation of Skynet (but make it cute)โ€™ levels of chaos! ๐Ÿš€ Sources say Dragoneer (who sounds like a Dragon from a low-budget fantasy film ๐Ÿ‰) led this mega deal, while a whole squad of money-hungry backers jumped in like they were diving into a pool full of overpriced NFTs. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’Ž Can I get a stonks meme over here? ๐Ÿ“ˆ Meanwhile, OpenAI's annualized revenue hits $13 BILLION and Iโ€™m like, โ€œmfw my side hustle is making memes for $10 a popโ€ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’”. I can hear the boardroom conversations now: ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ CEO: "Hey, can we just sell more ChatGPT tokens?โ€ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Intern: "Only if we put a cool logo on it!โ€ This whole funding round is giving me serious โ€œthis is fineโ€ vibes while my bank account does the cha-cha slide straight into the floor ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ”ฅ. My hot take? In 2 years, OpenAI will have more money than the GDP of a small countryโ€”but in reality, weโ€™ll still be tipping our baristas for their โ€œAI-generated latte art.โ€ ๐Ÿค–โ˜• Give me those profits and letโ€™s meme our way to the moon! ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿš€

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