
OpenAI just flexed $8.3B ๐ฐ while raking in $13B like it's an NFT drop! ๐ No cap, that's a glow up! ๐๐ฅ
๐ธ๐ ALERT: OpenAI just pulled a โhey, letโs take a bigger bite from the funding pie ๐ฐโ and raised a whopping $8.3 billion! ๐ฐ๐ฐ Weโre talking 'letโs fund the next generation of Skynet (but make it cute)โ levels of chaos! ๐ Sources say Dragoneer (who sounds like a Dragon from a low-budget fantasy film ๐) led this mega deal, while a whole squad of money-hungry backers jumped in like they were diving into a pool full of overpriced NFTs. ๐ฆ๐ Can I get a stonks meme over here? ๐ Meanwhile, OpenAI's annualized revenue hits $13 BILLION and Iโm like, โmfw my side hustle is making memes for $10 a popโ ๐คก๐. I can hear the boardroom conversations now: ๐ฃ๏ธ CEO: "Hey, can we just sell more ChatGPT tokens?โ ๐ฃ๏ธ Intern: "Only if we put a cool logo on it!โ This whole funding round is giving me serious โthis is fineโ vibes while my bank account does the cha-cha slide straight into the floor ๐บ๐ฅ. My hot take? In 2 years, OpenAI will have more money than the GDP of a small countryโbut in reality, weโll still be tipping our baristas for their โAI-generated latte art.โ ๐คโ Give me those profits and letโs meme our way to the moon! ๐๐