🚨🚨 YO, fam! Hold the phone 📱, 'cause OpenAI just dropped some SAFE-as-heck features for teens! 🛡️💥 Like, can we talk about how CEO Sam Altman is *tryna* be the superhero of the internet while everyone else is over here just vibin'? 💁‍♂️💖 In a mega-dramatic blog post (you know, the kind that makes you wanna chug 7 cups of coffee ☕) Sam casually threw down the gauntlet with an age-prediction system! 🙄🔮 Like, we get it, you wanna be the next fortune teller 🔮💰, but fr fr, can you just make GPT-3 *not* write my Tinder bio? The new parental controls? 🤔 *Yawn* I can already hear the cringe sounds of parents trying to set 'em up: "Is this button for the WiFi or a time machine?!" 😂💻🚫 And let’s be real, this is the equivalent of giving a kid a cardboard box to play with while the neighbor’s kid is out there acquiring stocks 📈💸. "This is fine," said every parent ever as they cringe scrolling through TikTok. *Leaked quote from a dev:* “We just wanna save you from Chris-chan levels of cringe... but like, we can’t fix your life choices, fam!” 🤷‍♂️💀 Hot take: In a year, teens will just hack the parental controls for stonks 💵 and flex their newfound AI skills like they’re coaching eSports! 🚀💥💎 Don’t sleep on it—this is a wild ride! 🏎️💨🔥 #OpenAI #TeenSafety #MemeMagic