🚨BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🚨 OpenAI just dropped something hotter than your mom's favorite mixtape! 💿🔥 Say hello to ChatGPT Pulse – aka your new digital alarm clock that thinks it knows you better than your therapist! 🤖💔 Imagine waking up every day like: “Good morning, sunshine! 🌞 Here’s a summary of your last midnight existential crisis along with 10 different ways to procrastinate today.” Yep, that’s right; AI is now your “personal assistant” spilling the tea on your chats like it’s gossip hour at the office! ☕👀 📱💥 This ain’t just any old “hey, how are you?” feature; it’s *personalized research*—because who doesn’t want a robot doing their homework while they sleep? 🤡💤 It’s like if the Tinder algorithm got a PhD in psychology and turned into a daily pep talk while sliding into your DMs. Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted a feature that felt like a friend… but like, a really nosy friend who’s also a low-key stalker. You feel me?” 😬💀 So here’s the hot take: With AI waking you up with daily reminders of your chat regrets, we’re officially living in a Black Mirror episode—only this one comes with personalized ads for overpriced coffee!🚀💰 Bookmark this and set your notifications because I’m calling it: in 2024, your ChatGPT Pulse will be making life choices for you. “What should I eat for dinner, ChatGPT?” and it replies, “A salad, you live like this." 🤦‍♂️🤡