🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI Just Gave AWS a $38 BILLION HUG!!!🤖💸💥 In an *EPIC* twist worthy of a Marvel movie, OpenAI decided to jump into bed with Amazon Cloud like they’re some kind of tech power couple! 💔💁‍♂️ Forget about #relationshipgoals, we’re talking about a $38 billion engagement ring 💍💎 to power up ChatGPT and take over the universe with AGI (basically Terminator 2.0, no cap). This partnership is like if Drake and Kanye teamed up to drop an album while fighting each other in a TikTok dance-off! 💃🕺 AWS is serving that *premium cloud infrastructure* 🍰 while OpenAI is here like, “Yeah, we just casually wanna create the next Skynet. No biggie.” And here’s a spicy leaked quote from a totally real dev we totally didn’t make up: "We thought about investing in actual AI research, but then we saw those sweet AWS discounts and the rest is history. Stonks! 📈😂" So, buckle up fam 🚀, the next few years are going to be a wild ride! 🤡💀 Hot take: they'll eventually release a version of ChatGPT that can argue with you about what toppings should or shouldn't go on pizza, and it'll rage quit if you say pineapple. 🍕🔥 Remember, this is fine. Everything is fine. 😬💯