🚨💰BREAKING: OpenAI Just Put On Their Super Saiyan Level 10 Power Suit With a Eye-Watering $300B Deal With Oracle! 💥🤖💸 No cap, this is the kind of cash that makes Jeff Bezos look like he’s shopping at Dollar Tree. I mean, OpenAI basically called Oracle like, “Yo, we need enough data centers to house all our AI’s college rejection letters.” 📚💔😂 Sources (aka my caffeine-fueled imagination) report a top Oracle dev saying, "With this deal, we can finally afford to block the sun and run our servers in a dark dimension!" 🌑✨ Meanwhile, stonks are going up like Elon Musk at a SpaceX launch 🚀🔥. Wall Street is vibing like Drake pointing: "Yes, this is the wave!" 📈💃 But the meme lords are like, “This is fine” while watching OpenAI's bill skyrocketing faster than your grandma’s Facebook posts. 🥴💀 In conclusion, if OpenAI is throwing around $300 billion, then fr fr, they better get some AI gods that can code in their sleep. Word on the vine is they’re just bringing in Oracle to fill the void left by their dead-end Tinder dates. 😂💔 🚨UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll be living in a cataclysmic utopia ruled by AI overlords powered by the sheer energy of this deal... or watching Netflix reruns while our phones slowly take over the world! 🤖📺📉💣