🚨💥 OpenAI is officially playing hide-and-seek with your private convos! 😱💀 This just in, ChatGPT has yanked a feature that let your deep, existential crisis chats pop up on Google like a bad Tinder date! 📱💔 “Wanna ask your AI crush about the meaning of life? 👀 Hope you weren’t planning on keeping that DHARMA talk on the down-low!” Developers are saying things like, “💬 You thought we were *private*? Nah, bro. We’re just *sharing* your angst with the world! #GoViral” *facepalm emoji intensifies* 😩🤡 And let’s not ignore the industry wide meltdown — like, if privacy concerns were a currency, we’d be investing stonks right now! 📈💰 This is the tech equivalent of that “This is fine” dog meme while the flames of bad decisions lick at your feet. 🔥🔥 Drake pointing at privacy? 👇 “What I really wanted was to keep my feels close to the AI, not blasted on Google! 🚀” So, here’s the hot take: If you thought AI was going to keep your secrets, let me introduce you to the concept of “No Cope.” What’s next - AI therapy sessions streaming on Twitch? 🤖💬 #BigBrainSignal Funny how privacy is just a myth at this point. Welcome to 2024, where your every thought is a public domain! 🤪✨