🚨🤖💰 BREAKING: OpenAI's Cash Burn is on Fire! 🔥🔥 So apparently, the folks over at OpenAI decided to throw a wild party with investor money and *leaked* that they’re planning to burn a staggering $115 BILLION from now until 2029. 😳💸 Like, where’s the fire extinguisher? This is fine… not fine… absolutely not fine. 🔥🤡 💔💵 They came out with some *“good news”* about ChatGPT raking in cash faster than a kid at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 🍕🍔 But let’s be real, fr fr: “Revenue” doesn’t feed the fire when you’re losing money at a rate that rivals a black hole. #Stonks? More like #StonksThatAreGonnaCrashAndBurn. 🚀💀 💬 "Honestly, I thought we were getting rich quick, but now we're just getting rich... in debt," said a highly-unamed dev who apparently was swimming in AI idea pools like Scrooge McDuck. 🦆💦 Meanwhile, investors are doing the Drake pointing meme with a side of “Uh oh, looks like we’re in the ‘cope and seethe’ stage.” 🙃 🧠💥 Hot take: By 2029, OpenAI is either gonna invent a time machine to fix this mess or we’ll all be asking Siri for a loan. Stay tuned, legends! 🔮🤣