🚨🚨 HOLD UP! AI SECURITY SYSTEM THOUGHT DORITOS WERE A GLOCK 🚨🚨 No cap, y'all! In the latest episode of "This Is Fine," a high school in Baltimore County has gone full-on "AI cannot into snacks" 🤡💀. A student casually strolls in with his perfectly chill bag of Doritos 🥴🧀, and suddenly, the security system screams "WEAPONS OF CLASS DISRUPTION!" Feds, is that you?? 😂 "Yeah, real genius move there, AI. Because *obviously* a nacho cheese bag is a weapon of mass deliciousness," said the student, who easily could've channeled his inner Gordon Ramsay when asked about the incident. "What next? Are you gonna arrest me for bringing my Taco Bell sauce packets?!" Meanwhile, AI developers are probably having a mental breakdown, shouting “Stonks!” while trying to debug their chip-detecting algorithm 🤖💰. Imagine having a school meeting where they’re all like, "Sorry for handcuffing your kid, we're working on our Dorito-proofing tech!" 👀 So brace yourselves, fam! With this level of tech failure, I predict by 2025, we’ll all be handcuffed for daring to enter the school with a sandwich. Pack some butter, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🌌 #DORITOSAREDANGEROUS #AIOverlordRealness