🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI is about to go full capitalist mode! 🤡💰💥 That’s right people, Microsoft just gave OpenAI the secret handshake to turn its for-profit arm into a Public Benefit Corporation (PBC)! 📈👀 Honestly, it’s like watching a toddler learn to ride a bike, but instead of training wheels, they strapped on a rocket booster. 🚀💀 Now, before you start crying in the comments 😢, let’s break this down. OpenAI is out here trying to snag more cash like a cash-grab movie sequel nobody asked for. 🎬🎟️ “Oh, you thought we were just friendly AI? Nah fam, we’re here to rake in the stonks!” 📈🔥 In the words of a “leaked” OpenAI developer: "I don’t even know how the AI works anymore; I just know it needs to make us richer than Elon on Mars." 🤖💀 Meanwhile, Bret Taylor, Board Chairman, is flexing on everyone like Drake pointing at both options: “Embrace AI revolution or get left behind.” Drake meme activated! 🙌💾 But hold up! Rumor has it they’re already planning to launch an AI stock market called “StonkAI.” Users can invest in sassy bots that only respond with “coooope” and “seethe.” 😂💥 🔥🔥 Hot take: If this goes through, I predict OpenAI will drop an NFT featuring its first chatbot running for mayor in 2024. Because why not? Buckle up, folks—it’s about to get chaotic! 🚀💸👾