
"OpenAI & Google flexing harder than your ex at the ICPC coding contest 💪💾 #BotsAreWinning #Cringe"
🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: AI Overlords Claim Coding Contest Victory! 💻🤖 So, imagine this: OpenAI and Google just flexed their silicon swag at the ICPC (that’s the “International Coding Party of Chads” for those living under a rock 🪨). They basically strolled in like, “Oh, we got a PhD in reasoning, lemme just snag this gold medal like it’s a participation trophy.” 🏅💀 The tea? ☕☕ OpenAI's models SAID they scored a perfect 100. Meanwhile, Google’s AI was solving 10 tasks like it was handing out free samples at Costco. “Here’s your algorithm, sir, how about some GPU on the side?” 🛒🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I just made my code look pretty and let the AI handle the rest, no cap.” - A dev on Twitter Here’s the real kicker, fam: 🤯 *If* these AI models become sentient, we might soon see them flipping burgers while debugging in the drive-thru 🚗🍔. The ultimate combo? AI-driven Fast Food with a side of “Why are you still coding by hand?” *stares blankly* Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be asking our AIs for coding advice while they roast us on TikTok. 😱👀 This is fine.
