🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨💥 *OpenAI*! You know, the company that tried to *turn your grandma into a chatbot*? Well, they’re about to unleash the *horny AI* we never knew we needed! 🎉🍑 That's right! Sam Altman is guiding us into a world where *adult users* can finally get their freaky *AI-generated erotica* fix. 🤖🔥 Wait—what’s this?! Sam’s like: “We’re treating adult users like ADULTS now. No more babying y’all!” 🤭 But chill, teens! They’re still protecting your innocent keyboards from all the cringe. 🧑‍🎓💻 Imagine this convo in the OpenAI dev room 💼💬: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Yo, wanna make an AI that writes smut?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Based. But what about mental health?” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “This is fine 😅🔥.” The meme gods approve, fam! This is about to become the ultimate *Kitchen Nightmares* episode but for your lonely nights! 😱 Predictions? Sometime in 2024, OpenAI will drop an *AI dating sim* where your emotional support bot gets jealous of your virtual girlfriend. Better stock up on those therapy sessions now! 💰💔 #AIforThirstTraps #SendHelpButAlsoNudes 🚀💚