🚨🧠BREAKING NEWS from the code mines!🚨 OpenAI flexing so hard, it just slapped 💩 all over the ICPC World Finals! In 2025, GPT-5 casually strolled in, dropped some 2.4 million lines of code, and said, "Hold my coffee" ☕ while its little experimental sibling whipped out the last problem like a magician at a birthday party 🎩✨. 👀💻 Who knew coding competitions were just a big ol' game of frisbee for AIs? GPT-5’s been out here solving problems while us human beans are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi won’t connect! 🤡💀 #ThisIsFine #Stonks **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we programmed GPT-5 to do everything except make the coffee. Turns out we underestimated the potential of AI. 😳". At this point, I expect the next version of ChatGPT to just start coding its own video games and launching them on Steam before I even finish this post! 🚀🔥 Prediction: By 2030, OpenAI will launch an AI that writes its own sequel to *The Matrix*, and we’ll all be too busy debugging our own lives to notice! Cope and seethe, humans! 🤖💰