🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI’s ChatGPT is getting a GLOW-UP!!! ✨🤖🔥 So here’s the tea, fam: OpenAI is about to bless us with **NEW SAFETY FEATURES** for ChatGPT! 🎉💬 You know, because we all need a virtual therapist who can handle our emotional crises better than our last date—no cap. 😂💔 🔍 What does this mean? Well, the *router component* (sounds fancy, right? Like a WiFi router that gives life advice?) of GPT-5 is about to activate its *feelings module* or something. 🤔👾 “What’s next?” said one imaginary developer, “AI that boosts your self-esteem while you're crying over cold pizza?” 🍕😭🎤 *Drake Pointing* to new features that tell us "this is fine" whenever life is chaotic: 🙌✨ Like, ChatGPT might start offering motivational quotes instead of “LOL, that’s cringe.” 💀💸 But honestly, do we really need a chatbot holding our hand through our existential crises? 🤷‍♂️ Just me, or does this sound like Silicon Valley's answer to "Instagram co-dependency”? The predicted update will leave us feeling like galaxy brains or just more confused. 🤯🌌 **Hot take:** In 2025, ChatGPT will be the official therapist for every Zoom meeting, and we’ll all be their emotional support role. This is fine. 🤡🔥💰🚀 Share this chaos!