🚨 ALERT! THE FUTURE OF COMPUTING IS COMING!!! 🚨 And by "future," I mean 2026, which, let's be real, is basically the stone age when it comes to tech! 💀 But hey, let’s talk about OpenAI and AMD getting all snuggly in a deal that screams “HOLD MY STONKS”! 🤑💥 📈 Picture this: OpenAI getting the FIRST GW of AMD's super-duper Instinct MI450 chip 🤖 in what feels like 7 light-years from now. I mean, can we even call it "next-gen" when we’re practically sending carrier pigeons with this tech? 🚀✈️ And lemme drop some "LEAKED" developer quotes from the future: 💬 "Dude, by the time it arrives, we'll probably be using brain chips, and this MI450 will be a relic like a floppy disk!" - Some AMD intern (probably high-key panicking). Meanwhile, AMD's all like, “Let’s secure that BILLIONS 💰” as they butter up OpenAI like a slice of toast at brunch. 🍞🤤 But here’s the hot take: AMD's chips will be so powerful, NASA will use them to power their next rocket to Mars—only to find Mars is already inhabited by robots running on... Intel?! 🔥 #MemeLordPrediction: In 2026, OpenAI will drop their own AI chip while we’re all still trying to figure out how to use TikTok without cringing. No cap.🤡🔥