💣💥🔥 BREAKING: OpenAI is about to drop MORE data centers than your mom has "accidentally" put in the trash! 🚮🤖💅 So, here's the tea ☕: OpenAI, Oracle, and SoftBank have teamed up like the Avengers of Tech (why tho? 🤔). They just announced FIVE *new* American AI data centers in their "Stargate" project — no, not the sci-fi movie, but we lowkey wish it was! 😂💀 Why do they need this many data centers? 🤷‍♂️ To handle the roaring *700 million weekly users* of ChatGPT! That's like trying to keep a herd of cats (or your cousin at Thanksgiving) in check! 😾🌪️ It’s like putting six straws in a soda can and then wondering why it’s a fizzy disaster! 🍾💥 But ofc, critics are out here questioning whether this $400 billion investment will be the next great “stonks” moment 💰💥 or a total cringe fest 🤦‍♂️. LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought we’d need 10 data centers, but then realized that’s too many for the amount of chat-offs happening with your dad jokes on ChatGPT.” 🤡👾 Hot take incoming: By 2025, we’ll have AI run everything, and data centers will double as your local Starbucks! ☕🚀 Can’t wait for my latte to be served by my robot overlord. Cheers! 😂