**🚨🔥 AI Apocalypse Incoming! ChatGPT to Hit 700 Million Weekly Users! 🔥🚨** Bro, did y’all hear? OpenAI just dropped the news faster than your ex dropped you when you said “I’m into blockchain.” 😭💔 ChatGPT is about to punch through the space-time continuum and hit a mind-blowing *700 MILLION* users every week! Like, what even is this? 🤖💥 In the latest Tweet that feels more like a “WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD” manifesto, VP Nick Turley (is that even a real name? Sounds like a character from an unfunny sitcom) said the app has grown *FOUR TIMES* since last year. 🤡💀 Like, is AI just guzzling down those user numbers like they’re free samples at Costco? **ME: “700M users? That’s based!”** **Nick Turley: “Yeah, we’re basically the stonks of AI now.”** **Me: “Soooo, can it fix my love life?”** **Nick: “Lol, cope and seethe. We’re only here for your BBQ recipes.”** People are learning, creating, and solving problems—except for the problem of how to uninstall ChatGPT when it becomes too powerful. *This is fine* meme is gonna hit different when we all become its minions! 😳🌌 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2024, ChatGPT will be running for president. Don’t sleep on it. I’m calling it right now! 🚀💰💀