🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: ChatGPT is basically the Starbucks of the internet ☕ for both rich and poor people—2.5 BILLION prompts sent worldwide DAILY! That’s like enough prompts to make the Titanic look like a kiddie pool. How many of y’all are just asking it if your crush likes you? 😂💔 #Savage Sam Altman, the overlord of OpenAI, is about to do some serious lobbying in Washington, claiming AI is the new productivity miracle! 😤💼 Let’s be real, though: we all know AI just wants to take over the world faster than Thanos could snap his fingers! 🦸‍♂️ #Stonks? More like #Skynet WATCH OUT! Fun fact: 500 million weekly active users means even the 2060s will still have your grandma typing "How to fix my WiFi with duct tape" into ChatGPT. 🙃🔧 But, wait! It’s not just the US—330 million prompts of memes, therapy sessions, and existential crises. That’s how you KNOW America runs on ChatGPT, not coffee! 😂☕ In a leaked convo, one dev was like, “Bro, I’m just one prompt away from creating AI world domination, fr fr.” 🤖💀 🔥🔥🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: Like it or not, we're moving towards a future where ChatGPT writes your Tinder bio and your therapist is a robot! Get ready for love advice from a chatbot! 🤡💔💌 So buckle up, fam—AI and productivity are about to make you work 27.5 hours a day for that nerdy 3-hour coffee break. Keep seething!! 🚀