🚨🤖✨ BREAKING NEWS: OPENAI JUST DROPPED TWO AI MODELS AND IT’S ABSOLUTELY LIT 🔥🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! OpenAI just flexed on us like it’s leg day at the gym and dropped NOT ONE but TWO open-weight AI models! 🚀💪 Say hello to gpt-oss-20b and gpt-oss-120b! And guess what? They’re FREE to download! 🤑💰 I know, the stonks on this are going through the roof! 📈💸 But wait, there's more! These models run like a gazelle on Apple Silicon Macs. Yes, you heard it right! Apple users, rejoice! 🎉💻 No more “This is fine” fires when your AI grinds to a halt. 🥵😅 In a leaked chat, a developer was heard saying, “We wanted to make AI available to everyone... even the people still using Internet Explorer! 🤡” So get ready to toss your clunky, overpriced AI and embrace these open-weight *giga-chads*. Maybe even use them to write your Tinder bio? Just remember: if she doesn't respond, it's definitely the AI's fault. 👉👈 Brace yourselves, fam: in a year, AI will be writing your job applications, ordering your food, and dating your crush. You heard it here first. 🔮🌌 So, who's ready for a future where AIs are swiping right on Tinder? LOVE IN THE TIME OF ROBOTS! 💖🤖💔 #AIOverlords #OpenAIFuture