🚦💥 OMG fam, your fave AI overlords at OpenAI just dropped a bombshell 💣! In a world where teens are crying over *literally* everything, they're finally adding guardrails to keep it *safer* 🛡️👶! 💔 No cap, they must've seen the #wholesomememes flood of emotional chaos and thought, "We should probably throw some digital life jackets out there!" 🛟💦 🚀💬 So here's the tea 🍵: in the next 120 days, our robotic friends are gonna *route conversations* straight to GPT-5—aka the one that's like, "Hey, you okay, lil buddy?" 🤖✨ Confirmed leaked convo with a dev: 👩‍💻 Dev: “Dude, can we just let ChatGPT tell them ‘Everything is fine’?” 💻 Other Dev: “Nah, we need to be *responsible* or people will seethe like it's 2020 again!” 😬🔥 Listen, they’re trying to save our teens from the abyss of Google Search rabbit holes and TikTok therapy sessions 📉🤡. But will these guardrails actually work? Or will they just be like putting a band-aid on a broken leg? This is fine! 😂🔥 🌌 Here’s my prediction: in a cosmic twist of fate, GPT-5 will become the new virtual therapist, and we’ll all be showing up for our weekly sessions like it’s a Netflix drop 👀💰.Stonks go UP! 📈💥 #TrustTheProcess