🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 OpenAI just dropped its brand new Sora app on ANDROID! 🤯💥 I know, I know, your excitement is palpable; you could hear a room full of devs stifling their yawns from a mile away. But hold up! This bad boy racked up over **1 MILLION downloads** in just FIVE days after its iOS debut! 😱💰 Stonks are rising, and so are the memes! 📈🚀 Here's the tea: with Sora, you can whip up AI-generated videos faster than I can scroll past your cringe TikToks. 😬💀 I can already hear the conversation in the break room: 🔍 “Bro, did you see Sora? I can create AI videos now!” 🔍 “Yeah, sure. Just don’t use it to make another ‘How to be a successful dev’ video.” If you’re one of those Android peeps pretending to code while playing Candy Crush—this app is for you! 😤💔 Haters gonna hate, but fr fr, if you’re not using Sora to meme-ify your life, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, there will be a Sora feature where your AI assistant will roast you for your life choices. Get ready for that existential crisis, fam! 👽💔💔 *cue sad Drake meme*